Yes you better see it if you know whats good for you, there is a rumor going around that if you don't see it, both of your legs will fall off and you will grow feathers out your butt and talk like a
chicken, this has been confirmed by the producers of the film so you better see it. And another rumor I've heard just today is that anyone that doesn't see the movie will be put on public reproof at their local congregations and shunned for the rest of your lives, this includes all you loddy da pioneers and presiding overseers. No exceptions, ......Hey I saw that sneer, don't make me come over there......I see everything you know!
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In honor of the Simpsons movie coming out this week.....
by drew sagan ini've decided to change my avatar .
so what simpson's character are you?
gloyvan!
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IF THE BIBLE STORY IS TRUE ...WHO THE HELL WROTE THIS?
by fedorE inmath 26 says jesus finds his apostles asleep as he was praying.
his boys were all asleep.
no one heard his words uttered in solitude.. so who the hell wrote em down?........is it just a story?
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Could it possibly be mythology, fable, story telling of ancient lore
It is after all important to acknowledge when in time of human existence these words were written
Human ignorance plays a major roll in past mythologies and spiritualism and there are many examples of this not just in the bible
Once a person goes into an in depth study of ancient times that this becomes very apparent.
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What is the NEW BUZZ in the Org?
by Save My Soul inthere is a new wt arrangement, the 1935 change, the 30 minute public talk among other things.
some have even said they would stop talking doom and gloom, can someone please confirm this?.
what is the perception of these things among those active in the org?
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Sounds to me like they are starting to run a bit scared, the bible never foretold about the information highway did it..........dam technology !
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What is the NEW BUZZ in the Org?
by Save My Soul inthere is a new wt arrangement, the 1935 change, the 30 minute public talk among other things.
some have even said they would stop talking doom and gloom, can someone please confirm this?.
what is the perception of these things among those active in the org?
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Maybe they are getting ready to jump ship and head to the Bahamas, they are selling off a whole lot of properties these days. I certainly believe that the tract that they put out last summer about the end of false religion, was retribution for all the bad information about them on the inter-net and it's spreading fast as we know. Someone at headquarters is getting a little nervous! Their farcical marketing that they have been promoting over the years is starting to kick them in the butt.
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James Rayford's Talk - 1 Year on... DC Talk
by AlphaOmega inat the convention, a brother gave the following exerpt within the talk "do not follow - after false stories".
mp3 here... http://www.savefile.com/files/914842.
sensational tales or experiences received via e-mail could be "false stories".. so when you receive an e-mail, you know where it comes from because it tells you does't it... it's printed out on the piece of paper.. ... but if you are sent and experience or a doubtful story, can you find out what the origin is of that account or that experience?.
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Maybe they are getting ready to jump ship and head to the Bahamas, they are selling off a whole lot of properties these days. I certainly believe that the tract that they put out last summer about the end of false religion, was retribution for all the bad information about them on the inter-net and it's spreading fast as we know. Someone at headquarters is getting a little nervous!
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GOOD GOD!! WHY ARE THERE SO MANY.......????
by Terry in....spelling errors on the topic headers?.
how much effort does it take to check your spelling before you post a topic??.
just read over some of the topics up for discussion right now and you'll see a very shocking (to me, at least) disregard for accuracy.. if you can't trouble yourself to get your spelling right how are the rest of us going to respect the fact you have your reasoning right either??.
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By the way folks I found an excellent spell checker for Internet explorer that I been using in this forum and others it's called IEspell. it's free and it works great it installs a button on top of your tasks bar, just type your message and when finished hit the " abc " button and it will spell check everything for you. As always I scanned It for spy-ware and it came up clean........here's a link so you can try it out yourself.......http://www.iespell.com/
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36,350 of Jehovah's angels could bring an end to the old system
by Gopher inthe world's population at this moment is approximately 6,731,780,000. http://www.ibiblio.org/lunarbin/worldpop.
one angel can execute at least 185,000 humans overnight, according to the bible's account of jehovah wiping out the assyrian army in ancient times.. so take the total 6,731,780,000 and subtract 7 million faithful watchtower adherents, and you are left with 6,724,780,000 non witnesses worthy of everlasting destruction.
divide those 6,724,780,000 humans by 185,000 that 1 angel could take out, and you get 36,350 - the number of angels necessary for complete annihilation.. since there are, as per the bible account, 100 million angels -- less than one-tenth of one percent of all the angels would be needed for this merciful judgment of jehovah's execution.
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Thank you Gopher, I will ask for forgiveness, I hope he's in a good mood Note to self " Do not eat Mexican prior to attending any meetings "
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36,350 of Jehovah's angels could bring an end to the old system
by Gopher inthe world's population at this moment is approximately 6,731,780,000. http://www.ibiblio.org/lunarbin/worldpop.
one angel can execute at least 185,000 humans overnight, according to the bible's account of jehovah wiping out the assyrian army in ancient times.. so take the total 6,731,780,000 and subtract 7 million faithful watchtower adherents, and you are left with 6,724,780,000 non witnesses worthy of everlasting destruction.
divide those 6,724,780,000 humans by 185,000 that 1 angel could take out, and you get 36,350 - the number of angels necessary for complete annihilation.. since there are, as per the bible account, 100 million angels -- less than one-tenth of one percent of all the angels would be needed for this merciful judgment of jehovah's execution.
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Gee all this death talk is making me nervous, does god have a good memory? cause I past gas once during a public talk. I missed lunch one Sunday afternoon so I picked up a beef burrito at the 7-11 on the way to the hall, and you know what Mexican food is like, I blamed the whole thing on the kid that was sitting next to me, which I feel guilty about. Do you think I will be forgiven or is he going to send down one of those angel dudes to smite me?
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Just Saw The Simpsons Movie!!
by brinjen init opened today in oz, went to the 6:30 screening just after work.... was ok i guess, not what i was expecting, rather boring actually....
not!!!.
if your a simpsons fan or you've ever enjoyed the show, see this film, you'll love it!
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Yes you better see it if you know whats good for you, there is a rumor going around that if you don't see it, both of your legs will fall off and you will grow feathers out your butt and talk like a chicken, this has been confirmed by the producers of the film so you better see it. And another rumor I've heard just today is that anyone that doesn't see the movie will be put on public reproof at their local congregations and shunned for the rest of your lives, this includes all you loddy da pioneers and presiding overseers. No exceptions, ......Hey I saw that sneer, don't make me come over there......I see everything you know!
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36,350 of Jehovah's angels could bring an end to the old system
by Gopher inthe world's population at this moment is approximately 6,731,780,000. http://www.ibiblio.org/lunarbin/worldpop.
one angel can execute at least 185,000 humans overnight, according to the bible's account of jehovah wiping out the assyrian army in ancient times.. so take the total 6,731,780,000 and subtract 7 million faithful watchtower adherents, and you are left with 6,724,780,000 non witnesses worthy of everlasting destruction.
divide those 6,724,780,000 humans by 185,000 that 1 angel could take out, and you get 36,350 - the number of angels necessary for complete annihilation.. since there are, as per the bible account, 100 million angels -- less than one-tenth of one percent of all the angels would be needed for this merciful judgment of jehovah's execution.
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Yes it's plain to see that Jehovah is a loving and just god, wait a minute didn't he previously destroy all the human inhabitance on earth once already ? I think I'm going to start reading his magazines again !